Minesweeper

Have you ever wondered... What exactly is that Minesweeper game, and how does one play it? Well, stop wondering right now! It should be called "Mind-Sweeper". Why? Because after playing it hours on end, its obvious. Minesweeper is one or all of the following:

A Government Program made to brainwash us

A program designed by Bill Gates to brainwash us

A game that aliens brought to Earth to brainwash us, then take us over after we're all mindless zombies.

A tool to brainwash us created by the remaining communist factions in Russia.

Or it could just be an extremely addictive, yet fascinatingly simple satisfying game, that no one (except me) plays.

If you pay no heed to my advice, and are still wondering about how to play, then open up minesweeper right now and read the help. It should teach you the basics. After that, you'll never eat, sleep, work, or leave your house again. Minesweeper will consume your life!!!!!

Take my advice... Delete minesweeper from your computer before its too late!!!